flamingno:

[does a single squat] where my booty

assholedisney:

A.J. Howie Nick Kevin Brian Potter, you are named for the five original members of the Backstreet Boys. I’m so sorry, they had just reunited and your mother and I got carried away

withasingleballoon:

girls don’t like boys girls just want steven gerrard to win a league title before he retires 

penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet

penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

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